Bits of wisdom SHIT HAPPENS! The more men I meet the more I like my dog There are three types of people those who can count and those who can't. Simons Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later. If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends? Dont act hard just because your dick is. Life is like a dick when it gets hard fuck it! On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the escape key. What goes up must come down (duh) One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some you are the statue. Im not lazy im just motivationally deficient. When god made man he was just practising when he made woman he perfected the art of human creation. Sex is evil, sex is sin, sins are forgiven so get stuck in. Everyone is someone elses wierdo. Booze isn't the answer. I cant remember the question. A man in tight trousers is pressing his luck. Sex isnt the answer, sex is the question the answer is yes. Make somethin...